Our Flatscreen which art on Channel 7
High Definition be thy name,
thy viewing come, thy watching done
on big screen as it is in bedroom.
Give us this day our daily broadcast.
Record us our episodes missed,
as we forgive those that forget to record them for us.
Lead us not into boring stations,
but deliver us from bad signals.
For thine is the viewing kingdom,
the power button and the Standby,
for ever and leather
This was done in jest but the fact is many of us have permitted the TV to become our entertainment, our teacher, or ethics, our moral guide, our guru, our baby sitter, our companion, our excuse for laziness. Just be careful out there.